A guy sees his best friend on the street. The friend is wearing a flamboyant outfit. Lime colored trousers, a puff sleeved, lavender shirt, a puce ascot, etc. So he asks his friend, "what in the world is wrong with you?" "Oh, my wife," the friend replies. "Your wife?" queries the first guy. "Yea. I saw an ad in the paper for Cox's Men's Store. They were having a great sale on seersucker suits. So I told her, go to Cox's and buy me one of those seersucker suits. So what does she do? She goes to Sears and buys me cocksucker suit." From the archive of Amazing Jokes http://www.amazingjokes.com/