Two new firemen had been with the department for several months and had never actually been to a fire when they got a report of a large barn fire. The chief decides that this would be a good one for the new guys and tells them that he is sending them out and that it should be a fairly straightforward fire and they should have no problems. The two firemen were gone for a good five or six hours and the chief hadn’t heard from them and was getting worried so he drives out to the site to see what the problem is. When he gets there the fire is pretty much out and the barn is a big pile of smoldering ruble but one of the firemen has the farmer bent over screwing the hell out of him while the other fireman is on the other end getting a blowjob. The chief asks ‘what the hell are you guys doing?’ One of the firemen explains that the poor farmer was overcome with smoke. The chief says ‘Well you were supposed to give him mouth to mouth." The other fireman says ‘Well just how do you think all this got started?’
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